The Lesbian Porn Paradox

If you ask a straight man who is into porn whether or not watching gay porn and enjoying it signifies that you are gay, he will usually say yes. Now, if you show him girl-on-girl porn and ask him if it is gay, he will say no. In fact, many will say that watching it is one of the straightest things you can do, since there is no penis anywhere involved. They will also say they have watched and enjoyed it. But girl-on-girl porn is gay porn, since the participants are of the same gender, and sex is gay sex when the participants are of the same gender. So, does that not make the person who watches it gay, since he is watching gay porn and enjoying it, and he says that that is a qualifier for being gay?

There is, of course, a point to this. I leave it to you to understand that.